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Those cakes are expensive... like thousands of dollars. I always feel like doing stuff like this is so wasteful, and what about the guests! People were going to eat that to celebrate, and they destroyed it.

4:54 ok so I actually think that this guy is saying "Good and evil okay? Look at me " coz she looks up afterwards and thats just what i hear. Hope this helps

The sketch with the jacker and the analogue signal made me think of Canadian NHL player Brian "Spinner" Spencer's dad who held up a TV station cuz his sons hockey game wasn't being broadcast in his region and dang it to heck he wanted to see his boy play. He ended up being shot in this incident. Unrelated to the sketch but furthering Spencer's story (cuz it's pretty wild) - Brian went on to play over 500 NHL games before retiring. After which he was accused of murder (if memory serves - was acquitted). Then was fatally shot a few months later. (I first heard this story on the podcast "Crime in Sports" which is comedy and true crime with the theme being sports (think of the sports as more a filter than a feature- trust me i am not a sports girly) - the episode telling this story is "Murder, mayham and maple syrup" should anyone be interested)

someone is going to write a fanfic of these two monke bros and i know it

By their standards lemonade is water. Lemonade is just water, sugar and lemon juice, so yeah water…. :/

I find it REALLY funny that they made Kurtis compliment the animations in a pokemon game

Lucious is an awesome nave btw

Return to monke let'ssssssssssss goooooooooooooooooooo

the song goes so hard what the fuck 😭😭

Homo sapiens *is* a species of monkey.

Snapewives see Snape as a "vitql spiritual guide for their daily lives"?? What is there to learn from him apart from bullying children and not getting over your middle school crush? I get that middle aged women find Alan Rickman hot, but my god...why not channel any other character he played instead of a teacher abusing his power😭

okay I have such a vague memory of watching MVP as a child and if I’m gonna watch it again it either needs to be through Kurtis or while high

One of my childhood friends would occasionally go "gorilla mode" which meant every time she did this she would make monkey noises and beat the ever-loving shit out of us for no reason at all

Would love to see you try it!

Wow, mayor Kurtis rly d0x3b himself by saying he lives in a canadian neighborhood with climbable tree.

Trouble is afoot 😂

ITS FUCKING CORDIAL

"MVP 2: most vertical primate" was a crazy movie. doesn't have much to do with this video but I feel like it's important

I’m czech, I’ve been watching it as a kid and I still haven’t recovered from the trauma i got from watching this

The Marshall’s post is real, I also worked at a marshalls and when I first started working there, it was the Rae Dunn people and the squishmellow people. We had certain customers that called the store every morning to see what new things came in

Maaaaaybee, maybe could of left this one in the vault

d.b. cooper mention

you could also just use bazooka gum

You totally should become a real life Tarzan, maybe u will outgrow them

monkeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lolsocringe

rewatching and noticed a whos on first reference?? KURTIS THEATER KID CONFIRMED??

At 16:00 I got a tank game add😭😭

kurtis i would love a video about the mvp series please

Man the long straight hair makes you look like Cliff Burton from Metallica and it's great!

Kurtis you missed out on a monkey see monkey do joke at 11:39 … truly disappointed

w lamp

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This is what I got for holiday ham hole: Title: "Holiday Ham Hole HAHAHAHAHAHA" Genre: Comedy Synopsis: In the sleepy town of Hamville, where the residents are as eccentric as their love for ham, the annual holiday ham contest is the highlight of the year. Mayor Hamsworth, a ham enthusiast, takes the competition very seriously and expects nothing but perfection. Enter Tim, a bumbling yet well-meaning chef who dreams of winning the coveted title but always falls short due to his disastrous cooking experiments. Determined to prove himself, Tim embarks on a mission to create the ultimate holiday ham recipe. With the help of his equally quirky friends, including a ham-loving conspiracy theorist and a ham-obsessed inventor, Tim sets out to push the boundaries of culinary creativity. However, their experiments lead to hilarious disasters, including a ham catapult mishap and an accidental ham cannon. As the competition deadline approaches, Tim and his friends must band together to salvage their chances of winning. Along the way, they learn that the true spirit of the holidays isn't about perfection but about the joy of friendship and embracing one's unique quirks. Filled with ham-tastic humor and heartwarming moments, "Holiday Ham Hole HAHAHAHAHAHA" is a deliciously entertaining comedy that will leave audiences laughing and craving ham for days.

my old boss shit her pants in a starbucks in new jersey. i love it here

Each of these guys are giving Trust Fund Kid vibes.

Kurtis deep troathing a bannana was not really a thing i expected to see on the ole interwebs today

He so silly

The song is fire😂

im always doin a jaw workout with how clenched it always is with all the stress i deal with

Rip Kurtis, you would've loved reacting to dracotok

monke 🙈

I think this is all a ploy to get one of the guys to reach out to him so he can be a monkey too… lots to think about now

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Another musician that really strikes this mood for me is Leslie Hall, a woman who came out with some bangers such as "Tight Pants / Body Rolls" and "No Pants Policy", before one day, simply disappearing from the internet for years, until a few months ago when she suddenly returned! Another noteworthy mention; "Fell In A Well" by Songwriter X and the Skeleton Band, always a treat to see that one again. And now, James is being added to my list of special musicians that I love for their passion...

My dad is a software engineer and when I was real young in the 90s he had a gig programing games for the palm pilot. I remember he would give me his palm pilot to keep me occupied anywhere we had to wait (restaurants, DMV, post office). When I was an adult, he admitted he was basically using me for testing, because I would find bugs and then complain to him that it wasn't working. There were several games, but the things I remember best was mancala and a little drawing pad.

Nah selene is the goddess of the moon in greek myth, the disrespect

You must please promise us Kurtis, to never ever stop monkeying around!

MONKE TIME NOW

You could have told me this was made in a week and I would have believed you. Edit: I'm fucking losing it over "I have more degrees than you can even imagine"